Gleesbian
Gleesbian by quantumdani November 24, 2009
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gesbian
A term used for a bisexual man and a bisexual woman in a relationship with each other. Often gesbian couples are in cognito as straight couples and therefore their kind is not widely acknowledged.
"Oh hey, there's Mark and Gina. I thought they were both gay, but they're obviously dating each other. They must be a gesbian couple.
gesbian by Lara, Gabrielle, Natalie January 12, 2008
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Gleesbian • glesbian • Totally Glesbian • gesbian • gresbian • ghesbian • gleebangloban • gleebin • Gleebing • gleeshing
gesbian
A term used for a bisexual man and a bisexual woman in a relationship with each other. Often gesbian couples are in cognito as straight couples and therefore their kind is not widely acknowledged.
"Oh hey, there's Mark and Gina. I thought they were both gay, but they're obviously dating each other. They must be a gesbian couple."
gesbian by Lara, Gabrielle, and Natalie January 10, 2009
Glesbian
A Girl whom isn't necessarily a lesbian but is hugely obsessed and utterly in love with all/some of the female characters/actresses in the Fox show Glee.
To be a Glesbian, you must also be a mega Gleek.
To be a Glesbian, you must also be a mega Gleek.
Girl looks up at her wall of obsessive Glee posters and magazine clippings, then turns to her friend...
Girl: Omg! Lea Michele from Glee is SOO awesome! I love her!
Friend: You're such a Glesbian!
Might Say:
"I would be totally be Gay for her!" (Female Glee character)
or
"Damn! Dianna Agron is gorgeous!"
Girl: Omg! Lea Michele from Glee is SOO awesome! I love her!
Friend: You're such a Glesbian!
Might Say:
"I would be totally be Gay for her!" (Female Glee character)
or
"Damn! Dianna Agron is gorgeous!"
Glesbian by ThePheasntsAreAlwaysRight January 19, 2011
gesbian
A term used for a bisexual man and a bisexual woman in a relationship with each other. Often gesbian couples are in cognito as straight couples and therefore their kind is not widely acknowledged.
"Oh hey, there's Mark and Gina. I thought they were both gay, but they're obviously dating each other. They must be a gesbian couple.
gesbian by Lara, Gabrielle, Natalie January 8, 2009
Glosbian
n. A West Country Lesbian.
Seen frolicking often around their favourite Wetherspoons/Yates/other Dives around Gloucestershire, the Glosbian mercilessly hunts other hapless lady-luvvies to absorb into her gut underneath her heavy, sagging tits - where they will die of suffocation and the cider-flavoured venom they secrete.
The discharge of a Glosbian can be used to make Double Gloucester cheese when the moon is full, but only if there are two of them.
Leave VKs, K2s and other bottled chav-poison in strategic locations to make this possible by incapacitating them.
Latest Safaris have indicated that Glosbian herds may in fact go east to visit Cheltenham in the Winter months to drink there, as apparently merely drinking somewhere nicer makes one posher by default, but this has yet to be proven conclusively.
NB. Glosbians burst into flames upon contact with Real Cock. It is the >only< way to defeat them.
Seen frolicking often around their favourite Wetherspoons/Yates/other Dives around Gloucestershire, the Glosbian mercilessly hunts other hapless lady-luvvies to absorb into her gut underneath her heavy, sagging tits - where they will die of suffocation and the cider-flavoured venom they secrete.
The discharge of a Glosbian can be used to make Double Gloucester cheese when the moon is full, but only if there are two of them.
Leave VKs, K2s and other bottled chav-poison in strategic locations to make this possible by incapacitating them.
Latest Safaris have indicated that Glosbian herds may in fact go east to visit Cheltenham in the Winter months to drink there, as apparently merely drinking somewhere nicer makes one posher by default, but this has yet to be proven conclusively.
NB. Glosbians burst into flames upon contact with Real Cock. It is the >only< way to defeat them.
Oh moy life! I'm not being funny, rite, but that girl over there is blatantly gunna get on 'er mate, like.
Oh no! It's one of them.............Glosbians! Run!
Oh no! It's one of them.............Glosbians! Run!
Glosbian by Bananarama Brian December 9, 2010
Gesbian
Person 1: I wanna get a cat and bake bread in an apartment with my boyfriend
Person 2: God, you're such a gesbian
Person 2: God, you're such a gesbian
Gesbian by Bug._.Juice April 17, 2020
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