Glosbian

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n. A West Country Lesbian.

Seen frolicking often around their favourite Wetherspoons/Yates/other Dives around Gloucestershire, the Glosbian mercilessly hunts other hapless lady-luvvies to absorb into her gut underneath her heavy, sagging tits - where they will die of suffocation and the cider-flavoured venom they secrete.

The discharge of a Glosbian can be used to make Double Gloucester cheese when the moon is full, but only if there are two of them.

Leave VKs, K2s and other bottled chav-poison in strategic locations to make this possible by incapacitating them.

Latest Safaris have indicated that Glosbian herds may in fact go east to visit Cheltenham in the Winter months to drink there, as apparently merely drinking somewhere nicer makes one posher by default, but this has yet to be proven conclusively.

NB. Glosbians burst into flames upon contact with Real Cock. It is the >only< way to defeat them.

Oh moy life! I'm not being funny, rite, but that girl over there is blatantly gunna get on 'er mate, like.

Oh no! It's one of them.............Glosbians! Run!

Glosbian by Bananarama Brian December 9, 2010

Glesbian

A Girl whom isn't necessarily a lesbian but is hugely obsessed and utterly in love with all/some of the female characters/actresses in the Fox show Glee.
To be a Glesbian, you must also be a mega Gleek.

Girl looks up at her wall of obsessive Glee posters and magazine clippings, then turns to her friend...

Girl: Omg! Lea Michele from Glee is SOO awesome! I love her!

Friend: You're such a Glesbian!

Might Say:

"I would be totally be Gay for her!" (Female Glee character)

or

"Damn! Dianna Agron is gorgeous!"

Glesbian by ThePheasntsAreAlwaysRight January 19, 2011

Related Words

Glosbian • glesbian • Totally Glesbian

Totally Glesbian

A hilarious alternative to saying "That's gay or totally lesbian", together they make "Glesbian"

"Oh I crashed my car today" "Really?, That's totally Glesbian"

Totally Glesbian by Alexx&Josh January 2, 2009

glesbian

A lesbian trapped in a mans body ; tends to hook up with
straight women, sometimes known as the "BULLEST of DYKES".

guy/lesbian = glesbian ?!?!??!

strapless lesbo

hey darlin', just realized that i've been in the closet all

these years.......i'm a glesbian. My name is Butch.

glesbian by ding dong dipshit January 11, 2008

Glesbian

A glesbian is a lesbian who dresses like a gay boy

That glesbian's outfit reminds me of something my gay cousin, jacob, would wear.

Glesbian by Al_Buck September 21, 2012

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026