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Gleenis Penis 

A penis with the qualities of a Gleenis.

Hard, Durable in wet conditions, varies in size, Can be a wide variety of colours, environmentally friendly, easy to maintain, easy to install.
Female: Are you good in bed?

Guy: Well... I have a Gleenis Penis.

Female: Take me now!
Gleenis Penis by M?th Is Fun June 13, 2017
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gleeotch 

'Taste the rainbow, gleeotch!' from Glee Season 3
gleeotch by sephboi October 2, 2011

Glennoned 

In NCAA football, to get "Glennoned" is to have your team's undefeated season come crashing down at the hands of a mediocre team, led by a mediocre QB, and one of the only ACC quarterbacks not to transfer to Wisconsin - Mike Glennon.

The resulting defeat crushes your hopes of making it to the BCS title game (but let's face it, the $EC has to be in it regardless) and makes every other win seem insignificant, especially as NC State has a mediocre rest of the season.

Getting Glennoned on the ESPN website is referred to as getting gleasted.
EJ Manuel was hot on the Heisman list until he got Glennoned at Carter-Finley Stadium in Raleigh.
Glennoned by ccccchris December 14, 2012

Greenock 

Gaelic Name = Grianaig. Pronounced Greenock NOT grenock. Town located on the lower banks of the river Clyde in Western Scotland.Home to The Heaviest RainFall In Western Civilisation(Probably). Former Shipbuilding Giant,Much To the annoyance Of that quaint little fishing village upstream called GlasgowWho Had To deepen The River And Build a New Town Beside It Called Port Glasgow,Just To Compete see Port Bird. Suffered Badly under Margaret ThatcherWhen The town lost much of its heavy industries including the oldest shipyard in the world Scotts. Probably THE most famous Unknown town outside of Scotland.
English Person,'and where in Scotland are you from?' GreenockGuy, 'GREENOCK' EnglishPerson,'??????,is it near glasgow?. Greenock Guy, 'FUCK OFF'
Greenock by Aye Yer Maw July 16, 2008

The Greenough

An alcoholic drink created in 2011 by Harvard freshman in the Greenough dorm. It consists of 1 part extremely cheap vodka (e.g. Rubinoff), 1 part Midori, 2 parts orange juice, splash of lime juice, and top off with club soda.
Lee: "What the fuck is this green shit?"
Tom: "It's the Greenough! Drink it mother fucker!"
The Greenough by choctawman November 6, 2011

Glenorchy 

A suburb of Hobart, Tasmania. Filled to the brim with countless inbred bogans who'll stab you for merely looking at them 'funny'.
My brother got mugged in Glenorchy.