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Glass Doors 

Someone who express their sexuality/gender identity quite frequently and openly but never actually comes out of the closet. Either because they can't, don't want to, or aren't sure what it is they are.
"Flannels are so gay, haha."
"Don't you own like 5 flannels?"
"....maybe...."
"Are you gay?"
"Whaaaaaattttttt?????? Noooooooooo."
"Fuckin liar."
"Glass doors my friend, glass doors."
"The fuck does that mean?"

"What's what mean I don't know what you're talking about."
Glass Doors by JustSomeKnowItAll December 4, 2016
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glass door closet 

A term to describe a homosexual who is still in the closet, yet everyone else can clearly see their sexuality. Therefore the closet they are in as a glass door closet.
Johno: "Man, I think Ryan is definitely gay, but he says he's not."

Steve: "Yeah man he's gay, he's just in a glass door closet."
glass door closet by kay lost April 25, 2010

Glass Door 

Being able to see what the inner workings of a company are, usually as an employee of said company.
Looking through the glass door of I-BEE-N, we can see that the upper Management make 32% bonuses on top of their commissions.
Glass Door by limeyluke September 7, 2009

Knocking on a glass door

Doing something unnecessary like knocking on a glass door
Why are you knocking on the glass door you can see in there “knocking on a glass door”

Glass Door Closet 

The metaphorical location of a flamboyantly homosexual person who refuses to own up to their gay ways.
Yeah, he obviosuly likes dudes, but I guess he's in the Glass Door Closet
Glass Door Closet by Alagai March 22, 2017

green glass door 

Double letters green glass door
It not that hard
Green glass door has double letters
green glass door by Skeletor123 February 16, 2018

the glass door 

When one person sits on top of a glass coffee table while another person lays underneath. The person sitting on top proceeds to take a shit on the glass
Nicole totally gave me the glass door last night
the glass door by rbsquared February 21, 2014
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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