Glasgow, Missouri

Small town in Central Missouri located on the bank of the Missouri River. Well known for high school basketball, road tripping gravel roads, and consuming massive quantities of beer.
I got drunk last weekend in Glasgow, Missouri.
by powful February 04, 2009
mugGet the Glasgow, Missourimug.

Glasgow, Missouri

Worst shithole around. You aint shit unless you got the right last name. Nobody knows how to do anything but talk shit and spread thier legs. Full of dumbasses, druggies, and fat whores.
by 420fvckyou420 February 05, 2018
mugGet the Glasgow, Missourimug.