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To purposefully use a wrong name or to mispronounce someones name in order for it to be more hilarious.
Man, that guy always glanks up peoples names.
Glank by Munt Sutherland November 7, 2008
Related Words
Glank Glanket glankle Glankler Glanky glanker Glanking glankoschz gank ganked
P.I.G. stands for Pigs in-a Glanket
What's a glanket?
It's a glow in the dark blanket.
Glanket by That guy in the pants January 20, 2019

Gankorrhea 

Describes a situation where a group of players out number the opposing side and win the battle due to their larger numbers. The ganking is so fluid that it resembles defecation with too much fluid.
Yesterday I was playing League of Legends with my bro and the other team jumped out and killed me 1 vs 5 then proceeded to destroy my tower. It was total Gankorrhea.
Gankorrhea by Bolognamaster March 20, 2011

hand to gland combat

Man! You look like you've indulged in some Hand to Gland combat!

glankles 

a compound of the words "glass", "ankles". This term describes painful or injured ankles due to infirmity or misadventure.

This term is often used used when a person receives ground-shock when jumping down from something, when an athlete becomes injured from landing on their foot poorly, or in video gaming, where a player's character takes unexpected "fall damage".

The term is similar to "grankles"; infirmity of ankles, and subsequent difficulty walking, due to frailty of advanced age.
"Just jump down, the fence isn't that high!"
"Arrrgh, my glankles!.. no really.. I think I twisted something.."

"She has been sidelined for 3 games because of a recurrent injury. The team is hoping those glankles don't cost them the Cup."
glankles by Erebus February 2, 2019