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To purposefully use a wrong name or to mispronounce someones name in order for it to be more hilarious.
Man, that guy always glanks up peoples names.
Glank by Munt Sutherland November 7, 2008
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Glank • Glanket • glankle • Glankler • Glanky • glanker • Glanking • glankoschz • gank • ganked
A glow in the dark blanked.
P.I.G. stands for Pigs in-a Glanket
What's a glanket?
It's a glow in the dark blanket.
Glanket by That guy in the pants January 20, 2019
Scots for "stupid".

Gankorrhea 

Describes a situation where a group of players out number the opposing side and win the battle due to their larger numbers. The ganking is so fluid that it resembles defecation with too much fluid.
Yesterday I was playing League of Legends with my bro and the other team jumped out and killed me 1 vs 5 then proceeded to destroy my tower. It was total Gankorrhea.
Gankorrhea by Bolognamaster March 20, 2011

hand to gland combat

Man! You look like you've indulged in some Hand to Gland combat!

glankles 

a compound of the words "glass", "ankles". This term describes painful or injured ankles due to infirmity or misadventure.

This term is often used used when a person receives ground-shock when jumping down from something, when an athlete becomes injured from landing on their foot poorly, or in video gaming, where a player's character takes unexpected "fall damage".

The term is similar to "grankles"; infirmity of ankles, and subsequent difficulty walking, due to frailty of advanced age.
"Just jump down, the fence isn't that high!"
"Arrrgh, my glankles!.. no really.. I think I twisted something.."

"She has been sidelined for 3 games because of a recurrent injury. The team is hoping those glankles don't cost them the Cup."
glankles by Erebus February 2, 2019
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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