Glank

derived from our white ghetto slang , meaning "hit with a blunt object repeatidly"

Don't make me have to glank your punk ass !

by Mitchgnarrr and 5 dimes March 05, 2005

Glank

To purposefully use a wrong name or to mispronounce someones name in order for it to be more hilarious.

Man, that guy always glanks up peoples names.

by Munt Sutherland October 18, 2006

Glanking

The Combination of the greatest actions in the world, Masturbation (wanking) and Gloving (lights on your fingers bitch!)

Im gonna go glanking with friends!

by Glovemaster Shades October 18, 2011