2 definitions by MingeEater101
A Glange is a person addicted to methamphetimine that enjoys poetry. They’re normally found in the middle of roundabouts doing a line of coke, maybe more if you’re lucky.
They’re incredibly rare so if you find one KEEP THEM, they need very special care and if you don’t look after them properly they’ll go insane and get on all fours and give your feet a little licky licky.
They’re incredibly rare so if you find one KEEP THEM, they need very special care and if you don’t look after them properly they’ll go insane and get on all fours and give your feet a little licky licky.
Boy 1 “I’m so sad man, there’s something missing in my life I need some spajazz in it”
Boy 2 “I know exactly what you need, you need a glange”
Boy 2 “I know exactly what you need, you need a glange”
by MingeEater101 May 27, 2020
Maliscam
Maliscam is a word for scammers who originate from Somalia. They sell you fake airpods on Instagram for 30 quid. Theyre usually found on rotted roof tiling. you can tell it’s a maliscammer if they’re fat and long like my penis
Maliscam is a word for scammers who originate from Somalia. They sell you fake airpods on Instagram for 30 quid. Theyre usually found on rotted roof tiling. you can tell it’s a maliscammer if they’re fat and long like my penis
by MingeEater101 May 26, 2020