Glaceoning 

When you cum on an outer layer of a condom and freeze it in the freezer for 2 hours, then take it out, put it on your dick, and thrust your girl with it, whilst screaming "GLACEON USE ICICLE CRASH". For practising Shiny Glaceoning, try freezing droplets of your cum to then crumble over your girl's face whilst thrusting in her with the condom whilst screeching
"GLACEON USE ICY WIND".

"Hey, baby? You wanna do some Glaceoning?"
"HELL NO."

Glaceoning by cheesebiscuitsandwine July 6, 2024

Galleoning 

The sexual act where one defecates on a partner's face, then proceeds to rub said faecal matter into the face with a back and forth motion of the buttocks. The buttock cleavage should form a groove into which the nose slots, providing a guide for this motion.

This was allegedly the act to which Meatloaf referred to in the iconic song lyric: "I would do anything for love, but I won't do that".

Jim: "Hey Randy, you know what Meatloaf wouldn't do for love?"

Randy: "Don't tell me, galleoning?"

Galleoning by SirReginald January 14, 2011