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Girlnedespedia

A disease wherein a man who is depressed wants to get company of a girlfriend or wife. If he doesn't get one then he pukes blood and dies. He gets horror dreams until he gets a girlfriend.
Patient: Hey gurl I'm suffering from girlnedespedia can you please accompany me?
Girl: no hell no
Patient:*dies*

Patient: girl I'm suffering from a rare disease please be my girlfriend
Girl: sure
Patient: *lives and his soul is perished*
Girlnedespedia by Iluvuttreetausand January 28, 2023
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girlnedespedia

A rare diesease where a man if doesn't get a girlfriend immediately then he pukes blood and slowly dies
Gerlnedespiedic man: pls be my wife I'm suffering from girlnedespedia.
She: no
He : *dies*
girlnedespedia by Anudeispedic January 30, 2023
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