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a term that describes a girl who is so pathetic, it becomes endearing. this term is always used in a positive way. it can be used in a sexual or non-sexual way.

“Stelle is such a girlfailure. I need to fuck her.”
alternatively,
“Did you see Stelle trip on air? She’s such a girlfailure.”

girlfailure by Yaken May 28, 2023

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girlfigure

ya main girl, ya main bitch.
partner in crime.
sexii unique phemale.

"girlfigure whea you at?"
"my screen name is girlfigure82, hit me up when u wanna do that project"

girlfigure by Jenna & Taylor July 20, 2008

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Girl Failure

A Girl Failure is a fictional or non-fictional person or character that is on the verge of breaking down, is mentally unstable, in a way that has become endearing or gives one the urge to protect or comfort this character.

"Man, Pomni from The Amazing Digital Circus is such a Girl Failure"

Girl Failure by Umbrollax5x7 December 19, 2023

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girl failure

A female loser. Also probably a femcel.

Anonymous: “I feel so girl failure”

girl failure by himejoshi4life April 9, 2024

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Friend 1: What’s a girl failure?
Friend 2: Look in a mirror

girl failure by ShaySage April 26, 2024

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Girl-Failure

Girl-failure (noun): A term used to describe a girl or woman who seems to perpetually stumble through life, making a series of awkward, embarrassing, and often life-changing mistakes.
She's the one who spills coffee on herself right before an important meeting, trips over her own feet, and somehow manages to lock herself out of her apartment at least once a month.

The antethesis of a Girl Boss, an absolute loser.

Kath: How would you describe me?
Suga: You Dont quite fit Femcel, but you're enough of a loser to be a Girl-Failure.

Girl-Failure by SSugaaaaa July 8, 2024

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Girl failure

A male celebrity crush whom you wish was a girl since men suck

Girl 1: My girl failure posted on insta 😍
Girl 2: Bro, that's just Cillian Murphy

Girl failure by Rawrmar August 8, 2024

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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