Girl-logic 

Noun - the process whereby a female will find meaning in something that does not exist. Usually used to either instigate an argument or when points based in reality have ran out.

Guy: I like those jeans, they make you're ass look nice.
Girl: ARE YOU SAYING MY ASS DOESN'T LOOK NICE NORMALLY?! ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT??
Guy: ...No. Don't use Girl-logic on me

Girl-logic by LawlessB June 9, 2011

girl logic 

logic used by girls in many occasions that totally go against common logic and the mere obvious.

"a girl tells you a time she will be someplace, add on 5-15 minutes to that=girl logic."

"a girl dresses up as a hoochie but gets pissed when guys hit on her only for the purpose to have sex=girl logic"

girl logic by k dizzzy July 7, 2006

girl logic 

An appeal to emotion or some kind of irrational argument by a woman. Usually made to somebody she is involved in a relationship with.

Also used to incorrectly describe proper arguments made by women when her partner is later retelling an argument to his friends.

Dude, she used girl logic on me, there was no way I could have won the argument no matter what I said.

girl logic by ComradePinko December 25, 2008

Girl logic 

The most complex system in the entirety of the entire universe.

Girl logic is incomprehensible. Let's say you invite her out, she ignores you, but if you don't say shit, she gets pissed.

Girl logic by Bananas Are Yellow December 1, 2020