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are on the dark side

come to the dark side... we have cookies! therefore the girl scouts are on the dark side

girl scouts by Tapadoodle November 13, 2009

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Girl Scouts

A race of slimey, smelly blob creatures from a distanct planet called Drog whom take the form of an adolescent/preteen girls to sell stale and poisoned cookies to the human population in an attempt to take over the world.
The cookies are made by slaves - the human girls they had abducted and replaced.

"Would you like to buy a box of yummy girl scout cookies?"

Girl Scouts by ChrisTbk August 29, 2005

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Girl Scouts

When people act like a bunch of whiny bitches or argue like bitches.

Person 1: Oh my god dude, I'm reporting you for hacking.
Person 2: Kid you're just mad I'm good at the game.
Me: Y'all a bunch of girl scouts.

Girl Scouts by Comidiyan May 6, 2021

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Girl scouts

Pyramid scheme for moms that don't have lives

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Girl scouts by Whyiseverygoodnametaken October 23, 2020

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Girl Scouts of America

The same thing as boyscouts only better because they sell cookies that are good.

GIMME SUM FUCKIN CARMEL DELIGHTS OR I'LL KILL EVERY MOTHER FUCKEER IN THIS ROOM! THER'es GONNA Be blooOd all over the ciling and little girls heead s In flAming FlayMezz flying across the room shooting guts oUT!

Girl Scouts of America by Kruger 7 March 23, 2005

Girl Scouts of America

An organization that is not dedicated teaching young girls good morals, but a business dedicated making profit from selling cookies.

In short: Cookie Terrorist

The car bombing last week was a result of the terrorist organization, Girl Scouts of America, whose vicious tactics have resulting in the purchase of 5.324 trillion boxes of their Samoa Cookies.

Girl Scouts of America by Andrew and Rebecca November 18, 2009

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girl scouts cookies

Very potent weed, DO NOT smoke it bfor school or work................a blunt will have you gone.

"Bro I smoked some girl scouts cookies
and I cant get outta my seat"

girl scouts cookies by Ajizzle November 22, 2013

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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