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Gio (female) 

Gio è la tipica ragazza italiana che a volte può sembrarti stranaaa. Segue Harry Styles e già questo le dà 10 punti in più. Ascolta anche Achille Lauro, altri 5 punti. Ha più complessi che neuroni e questo la rende la ragazza più insicura del pianeta. Se non sai consolarla stai zitto e ascolta. La sua vita è più incasinata dei film, quindi devi saperla consolare, perchè lei lo farebbe con te. Sa dare ottimi consigli su come mandare a fanculo tutti. Ascoltali. Dice sempre daje come soluzione al suicidio. Ha fondato un club antiputtane che si chiama daje, letteralmente. Se non rispondi alle chiamate potrebbe insultarti e rinfacciarti il fatto di essere nata, quindi rispondi e ascoltala. A differenza di altre persone di cui non faremo nomi, si definisce un'amica e lo dimostra davvero. Devi starle vicino e non devi prendere questa cosa come un dovere, ma come un piacere. Puoi parlarle di letteralmente tutto, anche delle lunghezze delle provette. Non abbatterti se è troppo figa e ti fa sentire una merda. Non ci puoi fare nulla, è bella. Ti amo, non ammazzarti che mi servi. :)) <3
Gio (female) è la classica ragazza fattona.
Gio (female) by sof.figa November 21, 2021
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