Gilli 

Fag or a person who is so dumb that he couldn't wipe his ass himself, but the only talent that he has is very sad and dangerous and that is chugging energy drink from Sweden called nocco

This guy there is such a gilli

Gilli by Nigohaterofthecentury69 September 6, 2019

Gilli 

Gilli is a danish rapper who tries to sound like he is from Arabia/spain/places in africa where they talk French.
But actually he's what we in Denmark call a plastic perker.

person: did you hear gilli´s ´sick new album
man: bro his name is Kian Rosenberg he is a plastic perker

Gilli by ghetto muzik March 18, 2019

Gilli 

gilli altso known as kian rosenberg is a danish rapper who tries to sound like a person from spain/arabia/places in africa where they talk French. but in reality he is what we in Denmark call a plastic perker (a danish person that pretends not to be danish)

man: bro did you hear gilli's new song it was so fire
person: dude his name is kian

man: that doesn't matter he grew up in a ghetto
person: still he tries to sound like a perker
man: true

Gilli by ghetto muzik March 20, 2019

Gilli 

Gilli aka like aka kian.. is all you need in your life..f branco f every other singer..

Shall we meet in d park and fuck neighbours ears up with full blast of gilli?
Or

Lak jeg river hende som var jeg tarzan
Er du ik gilli fan så tag hjem tiæ tyskland din nørd

Gilli by Bollerdinmor123 July 9, 2019

Gilli 

Can be quite a kind guy but can also be a dick. Gilli is ashy 9/10 of the times you see him so make sure you offer him some body lotion when you have some.

Me: Ayo where Gilli at?
Derrick: That ashy ass nigga over there.

Gilli by Ayannaki November 24, 2021

Gilli Puchi 

The ultimate level of kiss. Gilli means wet and puchi means kiss. Extreme level of kiss which makes your lips wet af.

Meri taraf se aapko ek gilli puchi muuaaaa

Gilli Puchi by Wett lips kisser November 23, 2021

the gillis principle

The Gillis Principle outlines the proportionality between the amounts of mountain dew and marijuana that would kill an average human.

Mathematically, 1 Gillis (Gi) is the unit of either substance (Marijuana or Mountain Dew) that would kill a human when consumed within an hour. Both substances have calculated conversion rates based on experimental data.

Mountain Dew: 8823mg Caffeine = ~173 cans = 61L = 1Gi/Hour
Marijuana: 68000g THC = 971 000 Joints = 1Gi/Hour

It can be concluded using the Gillis Principle that Mountain Dew has a far higher lethality rate than Marijuana.

Friend 1: "Hey, did you hear? Jared smoked himself to death last night."
Friend 2: "Yeah that must've been a Gillis-ton of weed!"
Friend 1: "Using the Gillis Principle, that was like 971 000 Joints."

the gillis principle by PolChan December 6, 2014