Gildersleeve 

The "turtleneck-like" skin that glides loosely on the shaft of a penis. More plentiful on an uncircumcised penises.

"That guy's Gildersleeve was unusually covered with hair."
"Did you see that old woman's neck? It looked like a Gildersleeve."
" That room was as moist as a Gildersleeve on a humid day."

Gildersleeve by Banana Blue December 9, 2008

Gildersleeve 

A Blowjob climaxed with smelly residue.

Guy 1: Yo i heard you had an amazing night with your girl.
Guy 2: No not really i got a Gildersleeve
Guy 1: Ew...

Gildersleeve by The Mastodon May 11, 2011

gildersneeze 

When one, whether voluntary or involuntary, forces cum through their sinus and out the nose.

I proposed when she said she could gildersneeze on command.

gildersneeze by loquacious loki January 10, 2015