Gift Wrapped

When you take such a large dump that it wraps around the inside of the toilet bowl several times. Also known as laying cable.

Fat guy from mailroom: Hey man, I just gift wrapped the toilet.

Jacinto: Thanks for the warning...

by wtfnowaykthxbye August 23, 2008

gift wrapped

When you and your girl both lay facing each other. She bends and spreads angling her vagina towards you. You lift your legs between hers to enter while she wraps hers around your back

Man I just gift wrapped my girl, we gone be fucking till Christmas!

by dickblaster December 28, 2015

gift-wraped alaskan log

you freeze a shit then once frozen put in condom and use as dildo

dude, i tottaly gave her a gift-wraped alaskan log last night

by ButASS October 3, 2008