When you take such a large dump that it wraps around the inside of the toilet bowl several times. Also known as laying cable.
by wtfnowaykthxbye July 27, 2008
The act of floating a sheet or two of shit roll on the surface of the water in a toilet bowl, then dropping a turd square in the middle of it. The centre of the paper is pushed downward by the weight and momentum of the sinking log, wrapping the shit in wet toilet paper and effectively "gift wrapping" it for the next stage of its pilgrimage.
Gift wrapping can be a useful technique to help reduce instances of splashback.
Several factors can adversely affect the likelihood of a successful gift wrap. The toilet paper should be gently floated on the surface of the water immediately prior to the intended delivery time - paper that has floated for too long will become soggy and will likely rupture at the moment of impact, resulting in a neat hole where the turd punched through and continued its journey tragically unwrapped. For optimal gift wrapping the turd should also be in one piece and not overly large. Machine-gun turds or bunker busters will not yield best results.
Gift wrapping can be a useful technique to help reduce instances of splashback.
Several factors can adversely affect the likelihood of a successful gift wrap. The toilet paper should be gently floated on the surface of the water immediately prior to the intended delivery time - paper that has floated for too long will become soggy and will likely rupture at the moment of impact, resulting in a neat hole where the turd punched through and continued its journey tragically unwrapped. For optimal gift wrapping the turd should also be in one piece and not overly large. Machine-gun turds or bunker busters will not yield best results.
Curious party: Dude, did you back that one out, or are you still giving it a free ride?
Gift wrapper: No passengers on board here, man. I gave that motherfucker a gift wrap and sent it on its way.
Curious party: Nice.
Gift wrapper: No passengers on board here, man. I gave that motherfucker a gift wrap and sent it on its way.
Curious party: Nice.
by GreenLabel April 29, 2008
Bystander: "Watch Holmsy skye this!"
Holmsy catches it sweet with incredible Whip and in rockets into that top right extension!
Bystander: "Wow that was Gift Wrapped!"
The crowd go wild and start chanting "Schweinsteiger!!!"
Holmsy catches it sweet with incredible Whip and in rockets into that top right extension!
Bystander: "Wow that was Gift Wrapped!"
The crowd go wild and start chanting "Schweinsteiger!!!"
by Shanelovdahoop15 March 23, 2017
by tredizzleworth April 19, 2008
When you and your girl both lay facing each other. She bends and spreads angling her vagina towards you. You lift your legs between hers to enter while she wraps hers around your back
by dickblaster October 29, 2015
When you hot carl someone but instead of putting the plastic wrap on first you put it on after and then blow dry their face. this is called a giftwrap.
by Emily and Andrea December 7, 2006
by alexandriamarie April 10, 2006