Gift cards 

Money but you can only spend it on fuckass woollen carpets from ‘Home Solutions’. Don’t be a retard, put money in the fucking card.

Person 1: What did you get me for my birthday?
Person 2: Some gift cards for woollen carpets
Person 1: Boy, fuck you! You smelly shit licking bastard! Just give me normal fucking money!

Gift cards by Mr. Horny Dinosaur September 28, 2025

GIFTA Gift Cards 

GIFTA is a digital gift cards platform that transforms the way we send and receive gift cards. Give your friends and family the best gift of all - the gift of choice! Choose from hundreds of the best brands on the mobile or web app and send gift cards across Australia.

GIFTA also neatly stores all gift cards in the gift card wallet, or you can save them to your Apple or Google Wallet. No hidden fees, and to top it all off, the app is simple and easy to use. Everything you ever wanted in a gift card.

GIFTA Gift Cards

GIFTA Gift Cards by GIFTA Gift Cards January 31, 2022

gift card 

a) A brilliant invention of retailers whereby they can lock in advance sales without providing any goods or services, knowing that the gift card will force the recipient into their store who will most likely spend an additional amount above & beyond the card value, although the retailer ultimately hopes that the gift card will be lost or destroyed before said goods or services are redeemed.

b) A device whereby the giver can impose their will upon the receiver, but not necessarily provide the receiver with want they want.

c) A financial instrument providing income for 3rd parties, who purchase unneeded gift cards for 90 cents on the dollar and resell them for 95 cents on the dollar.

d) A foolish thing to send in the mail to a friend.

I'm giving gift cards so my friends can eat at restaurant "x" and see a movie at theater "y". I don't want to give cash and trust them to honor my request to go enjoy dinner and a movie at their favorite places.

I didn't realize that sending a gift card in the mail is even dumber than mailing cash. In fact, a gift card in an envelope is much easier for a thief to detect than cash. I guess that's why someone invented CHECKS many years ago, duh.

gift card by MtBikeManiac January 5, 2014

gift card laundering 

The act of using a gift card to purchase another gift card of equal or slightly greater value in order to hide the fact that you're just regifting the original gift card.

After I do some gift card laundering at the mall today, these gift cards I got last Christmas will be squeaky clean and ready for regifting. No one will ever catch on to my operation - muhahaHAHA!

gift card laundering by Jeema December 7, 2009

Free gift card giveaway 

A scam, an annoyance, and usually a teenager. Free gift card giveaways are part of the cancer which worsens YouTube everyday. Fuck Dirv.

Person 1: Wanna join my free gift card giveaway?
Person 2: fuck you

Free gift card giveaway by ChrisCamel December 9, 2017

amazon gift card 

Something that isn’t in 1000$ denominations, and isn’t for free, but scam websites like to say that you get these.

*browsing urban dictionary* *strange page loads* FREE AMAZON GIFT CARDS!!! 1000$!!!
me: nope.

amazon gift card by WonderedLamb256 August 12, 2018

Gift Card Millionaire

A person who holds a significant amount of money tied up in Gift Cards, Store Credit, Groupons and other forms of vouchers.

Financial Advisor: Do you know your networth?
Gift Card Millionaire: Do you include Gift Cards? Because that would significantly affect the day I can retire.

Gift Card Millionaire by Gift Card Millionaire December 5, 2012