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act like she loved everyone, even though she doesn't. pretty and kind when you first meet her, but it gets crazy after that.
"gifta loves me!"
"no! gifta loves ME"
gifta: "i don't like any of you."
gifta by definitelynobody!!! November 23, 2021

gifta jones

a lemonhead who likes getting kicked out of english classes and kills hamsters for fun.
"Gifta!, why did you kill my hamster?!"

"Gifta, here is your deans referral."
gifta jones by ES October 3, 2003

GIFTA Gift Cards 

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gifted kid burnout 

when children who were once considered the "gifted" or "smart" kids in class grow up to underperform academically and (likely) socially. the kid who actually liked doing homework and got all A's when they were nine but by sixteen aren't doing well in school and often feel crushing disappointment at the loss of approval teachers and parents once gave them. often have problems socializing, have poor mental health, and resort to drinking/drugs/other forms of escapism. usually really smart, but still do poorly/average in school.
amanda: didn't you used to get straight A's? what happened?

angela: i started underperforming and because my entire self-esteem rested on my grades so now i have no idea what to do lol anyway now i'm a gifted kid burnout

Homer Gift 

A gift that is actually intended for the person giving rather than the supposed recipient. Based on Homer's gift to Marge of a bowling ball (with his name engraved on it) in the Simpson's episode "Life on the Fast Lane."
Bob: “She got me a gym membership for my birthday.”

Doug: “That is such a Homer Gift. She is tired of being seen in public with your tubby ass!”
Homer Gift by El J May 3, 2007
Gita is one of the most perfect girls you'll ever meet. She's super pretty, smart, and sweet. Her smile will light up the room. She's just perfect. One of the realest and most honest friends you could ever have. Nobody sees anything wrong with her. Her body and face is stunning. Everyone loves her. She's a friend you wouldn't want to lose. She'll always be there for you and help you with whatever you need. She has one of the biggest hearts you can find. She'll treat you good, like no other woman. If you find a Gita, don't let her go.
{person1}: Damnn, that girl is so perfect. Who is she?
{person2}: I know, right? That's Gita.
Gita by jollydood53728 October 24, 2019
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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