Giant Douche

The usual choice between 2 canidates in a election or chose a turd sandwich.

So who are you gonna vote fpr a giant douche, or turd sandwich?

by Jon Opium October 16, 2006

Giant Douche

A giant douche is a regular douche, but has certain qualities that take him above and beyond.

"Oh man. Korey Sweet is such a douche."
"No way, man. He's a giant douche."

by Senor Finkelstein March 08, 2008

Giant Douche

A Giant Douche is one who frequents seedy strip clubs and annoys managers, guards, girls and patrons alike. Cleverly disguised as a working man with money by wearing a fluro shirt bought at Crazy Clark's for $2, they give themselves away by repeating the same phrases every five minutes and drinking VB. Once removed from a venue, giant douches often thank their evictors for the honour of being evicted. Giant douches also unthinkingly hand their girlfriends tasers after guards also act like a giant douche and call them a skank

Kev: You know me, I'm Kev
Tito: Kev, you're a Giant Douche and a pain in my ass. Get out!

by Sledgie November 22, 2009

Giant douche

Glenn Woodward

hey you know that guy glenn..
the one with 2 n's?
yeah thats the one.. he's actually a giant douche

by shit bloke September 25, 2010

giant douche

The republican nominee in a presidential election

The giant douche may be a horrible president, but at least they're not a turd sandwich.

by awesomeMB9 July 19, 2022

Giant Douche Bag

Think of your typical Douche Bag and add a tad more douchebaggery.

Did you see that Giant Douche Bag Guido fist pumpin on the way out of the spray on tanning place on Vernon Blvd.

by Lizard Eater December 20, 2008

Ursula the Giant Douche

A giant douche named Ursula.Runner up in the Biggest douche in the universe contest, which was won by 'psychic' John Edward.From Southpark, series 6.

'Oh my God! Its Ursula the Giant Douche.Lets get the hell out of here before she douches us to oblivion'

by Schmaz March 12, 2005