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An extremely confident italian person who plays poker, steals stuff, etc. Goes to the gym all the time,likes gettin drunk and hitting on people with his friends (usually poor but very loyal)
the Guitto stole a deck of cards and poker chips from walmart.
guitto by God January 9, 2005
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An italian male who lives in New Jersey. Guittos use tanning beds daily and go to the gym daily. They tweaze their eyebrows and sometimes they draw them on. Some guittos have gone to the extent of layering 4 polos and popping each collar. To get ready for a night on the town, which is everyday, a guitto will mousse, gel and spray his hair and dab on a layer of lipgloss for plump lips. Guittos go ga-ga over a great bandana and own several dozens. Completely materialistic, yet a great friend if you love douches.
Guitto: "Hey dude, how are my lips? They good? Yeah? OK. What about my hair? do you like the spikes. Ugh, ill just go check the mirror."

Bystander overhearing convo: "Whatta guitto"
guitto by YorkeHawk January 16, 2010
a person who you do not like, a dirty person
Caire's boyfriend is a guitto, he has a high voice and has a dirty hair cut
guitto by r DoGg January 22, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026