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An italian male who lives in New Jersey. Guittos use tanning beds daily and go to the gym daily. They tweaze their eyebrows and sometimes they draw them on. Some guittos have gone to the extent of layering 4 polos and popping each collar. To get ready for a night on the town, which is everyday, a guitto will mousse, gel and spray his hair and dab on a layer of lipgloss for plump lips. Guittos go ga-ga over a great bandana and own several dozens. Completely materialistic, yet a great friend if you love douches.
Guitto: "Hey dude, how are my lips? They good? Yeah? OK. What about my hair? do you like the spikes. Ugh, ill just go check the mirror."

Bystander overhearing convo: "Whatta guitto"
guitto by YorkeHawk January 16, 2010
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guitto • glittoris • Guito • gritton • Guinto • guttocks • grittobhan • Guitty • Ghuitto • Gitto
a person who you do not like, a dirty person
Caire's boyfriend is a guitto, he has a high voice and has a dirty hair cut
guitto by r DoGg January 22, 2004
An expression used in the académe industry which means , to have a terrible teaching method but is a good friend/mentor.

Usually applies to educators and professors.
Professor Snape is acting like a complete guinto but at least he makes up for it when it counts.
Guinto by Oxxy_Montalvy September 13, 2016
It is a type of teaching method that makes relatively easy concepts impossibly difficult and will make you realize that the only thing you will be able to learn is the fact that when tungsten is heated it lights up.
Guinto sucks!
Guinto by Asis_Rhoderick October 30, 2011
A term used in the south wales valleys but spreading quickly.. originated from the small village of Pontrhydyfen,and spread through the Neath Port Talbot area. It is a corruption of 'gutting' or a term of expressing misfortune..
'I was propa guttog when he said that butt'
'guttog boy'
'Dai's guttog with than in he'
guttog by Joshboy May 22, 2008
A Gitto is one who behemoth the characteristics of Buddha, Jesus, Bubaji, Moses etc. A Gitto also posses the physical strength of Hercules plus the speed of the Flash. Not to mention the compassion of one Lyn Scully.
Bloke: Dayumnnn! look at that gurrrl go!

Bloke #2: By jingoes that is one hell of a Gitto!
Gitto by Zomon April 16, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

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crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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