Ghoulash

A ghoulish goulash

Sarah had some ghoulash this halloween, it was quite spooky.

by tinycuddlebunny October 29, 2018

ghoulash

extreme case of diarrhoea, known for usually coming after a big night of hitting the piss

big party
next morning "ohhhh fuck i have got the ghoulash"

by $now June 28, 2007

Ghoulash

An action-adventure game played entirely on paper. Marketed as a miniature role-playing game (each player serves as the Game Master for the other), it more closely resembles the old classroom version of Battleship in that players hide items and obstacles before the game and then tell their opponents what happens as the opponents describe their movements. Name derives from the most common obstacle in the game, monsters known as Ghouls. Also known as Ghoulash: The Last Game on Earth. Created in 1982, revised and posted on the Web in 2001.

"Mark and Tracee needed a good way to pass the time while waiting to board their plane, so they pulled out a game of Ghoulash."

by GhoulManchu June 27, 2009

Trailer Park Goulash

Mac and cheese with cut up hot dogs. Normally served with Funyuns and PBR.

Momma always burned trailer park goulash, and made the double wide smell like shit.

by karlhungus April 17, 2014

Ghoulish Overkill

To speak in an over exaggerated tone in a disgusting manner to convey a point.

Morty: "... If you really want your grandpa back, grab a shovel, because the one that won't let you down is buried in the backyard."
Summer: "Your right!"
Morty: "What! No! I was using ghoulish overkill!"

from Rick and Morty, Season 3 Episode 1

by budobla April 4, 2019

Grimy Goulash

The sequence specific act of cumming, urinating, spitting, blowing your nose, trimming your pubes, clipping your nails, exfoliating your back, picking your scalp and emptying your bowels into the freshly fisted vagina of your mistress. Followed by proposing a toast as your wife collects the vaginal mixture and serves it over mashed potatoes and rice for dinner.

Well for our 52nd wedding anniversary we rented an air bnb in Sacramento and had the most fantastic grimy goulash for dinner.

by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

Douche Goulash

Who hasn't been force-fed goulash at some point? It's an unnerving mixture of various vegetables and giblets, somehow melding into a harmonious medley. The word douche goulash is similar to douche canoe in the specific sense of referring to a whole gaggle of douches. However, while douche canoe suggests that all the douches are of similar caliber and nature, douche goulash suggests that the various douches in question are a mishmash of unique and diverse douches. The individual douches of a douche goulash are as disparate as they can possibly be, but (god only knows why) somehow together they blend into a mass of euphonious douchery that commands great respect and admiration.

(1) The glee club at my old school was a veritable douche goulash. Yet, strangely, I would never miss one of their performances, feeling compelled to witness that mesmerizing potpourri of douches strutting about.

(2) Dudley's bris was attended by nothing short of a full-fledged douche goulash. At the time I couldn't wait to get out of there, but now I'm somehow missing those assorted and, dare I admit, curiously pleasing douches.

by professor_rutabaga January 25, 2009