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Ghost of Lane Frost

When you startle your partner during sex by introducing a freezing hand onto his/her body and they attempt to get away from you due to the freezing cold. Prepare by leaving one arm/hand outside the covers while you set the mood. Allowing it to get cold with the chilly air conditioner or fan blowing on it. Lying on your side, you enter your partner from behind doggy style. This is a relaxing beginning to set the tone of the upcoming event. When you’re ready to introduce her to the “Ghost of Lane Frost” or either of you is about to finish, you bring your freezing cold hand that has been out in the cold air, back under the covers and quickly place it on the small of her back! Now watch her buck like a world class bull because of the freezing cold hand! Try to keep your hand in place for at least 8 seconds as she tries to buck you off! If you manage to finish her also during this time, award yourself with the gold buckle in the bedroom. You’ve now introduced her to the “Ghost of Lane Frost”. Happy Bucking!
“She wasn’t ready for it, but I introduced her to the Ghost of Lane Frost! It was the best 8 seconds of my life.”
“If you finish her with the Ghost of Lane Frost, you get the Gold buckle!”
“If you manage to last more than 8 seconds, go for another 8 second round, you’re riding for Lane now!”
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Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

scabbage 

A scabbed area that is particularly crackly, flaky, or tempting.
Don't pick your scabbage!

Her scabbage from that motorcycle accident is really gross!

Mom! The scabbage from the scrape on my leg is bleeding!
scabbage by JoCobs March 2, 2010
Word of the Day on August 6, 2026

hot dish 

Minnesota expression for a meal course meant to feed a family or a large group of people ofter brought to pot luck dinners. See caserole.
This tuna noodle hot dish is simply terrif.
hot dish by Clifford Hall July 15, 2008
Word of the Day on August 5, 2026