Ghost of Lane Frost

When you startle your partner during sex by introducing a freezing hand onto his/her body and they attempt to get away from you due to the freezing cold. Prepare by leaving one arm/hand outside the covers while you set the mood. Allowing it to get cold with the chilly air conditioner or fan blowing on it. Lying on your side, you enter your partner from behind doggy style. This is a relaxing beginning to set the tone of the upcoming event. When you’re ready to introduce her to the “Ghost of Lane Frost” or either of you is about to finish, you bring your freezing cold hand that has been out in the cold air, back under the covers and quickly place it on the small of her back! Now watch her buck like a world class bull because of the freezing cold hand! Try to keep your hand in place for at least 8 seconds as she tries to buck you off! If you manage to finish her also during this time, award yourself with the gold buckle in the bedroom. You’ve now introduced her to the “Ghost of Lane Frost”. Happy Bucking!

“She wasn’t ready for it, but I introduced her to the Ghost of Lane Frost! It was the best 8 seconds of my life.”
“If you finish her with the Ghost of Lane Frost, you get the Gold buckle!”
“If you manage to last more than 8 seconds, go for another 8 second round, you’re riding for Lane now!”

Ghost of Lane Frost by Peter Panning80 April 4, 2025

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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