Ghost Toad

An idea that you have had, possibly of profound nature, that has been forgotten and is eternally irretrievable. Like a dead, ghostly, slippery toad that has slipped away from the recesses of your mind, never to be seen again. Hence, GHOST TOAD.

Renee Descartes: I think therefore I..... ah damn it! Not ANOTHER ghost toad!!!

by schmuffin February 14, 2021

Ghostload

A ghostload is the 'invisible' load that comes out of a climaxing penis when one has masturbated or had sex more then a certain amount of times in a row. Usually about the 5th or 6th time in a two hour timespan.

Since the testicles can only produce so many sperm per day, your balls eventually runs out of it when you orgasm too often without resting properly.

Although blowing a ghostload doesn't feel like a real accomplishment for the participant(s), it does however have the advantage of no afterwards clean-up.

Friend 1: I had sex with Jimmy's mom so many times yesterday that at the end of the night I only blew ghostloads over her face.
Friend 2 : That's awesome.
Friend 1: Yes.

or

John: Dude! What the hell are you doing jerking off over my sleeping grandma!!
Matt: Jeez, relax man, it's only a ghostload.
John: Oh, sorry, my bad.
Matt: no problem, high five!

by Plane_addict December 3, 2013

Ghostload

When you cum but there is no sperm.

I jerked off so much i had a ghostload.

by Le Tiger December 21, 2022

ghosttoastlol

One of the most gayest tiktokers. Being friends with amitysleftshoe and marcanne.supremecy. she is also gonna try and be friends with blight.child

Yo have you seen ghosttoastlol's latest tiktok?

by AmityOhCramity July 18, 2021