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Ghost Bo 

An ex-boyfriend who shows up at the wierdest times and places despite the fact you broke up with him over a year ago and haven't spoke with him or attended the same school or live in the same city. Creeps you out. Never seems to leave your life.
Melissa: Hey, let's go over to HotTopic.
Stacy: No, wait, there's my ex-boyfriend standing over there.
Melissa: Again. He was here last time.
Stacy: I know he's a Ghost Bo, he haunts me.
Melissa: Creepy.
Ghost Bo by m1z_w1z_11 September 12, 2005
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Ghost Boner 

A type of boner that a guy gets without realizing it.
Dude look at that dude he has a ghost boner and doesn't even know it!
Ghost Boner by GREB! December 21, 2008

ghost bogey 

When it feels like you have a bogey in your nose, but you don't.
Guy one: Oh damn! Man, I thought i had a bogey just then!
Guy two: Chill out Carl, it was only a ghost bogey!
ghost bogey by swagsha January 13, 2016

ghost boner 

The crease in your pants that looks like you have a boner.
"Damn, look how small Randy's boner is." "ITS A GHOST BONER, GOD! MY DICK IS LIKE A CENTIMETER LONGER!"
ghost boner by TheHolla May 15, 2013

Ghost Boss

A boss that haunts a place of work through the use of telephones and security cameras, but is rarely on the property.
Rob: "Oh man, the ghost boss appeared the other day."
Brandon: "You mean he was actually haunting the place?"
Rob: "Yeah, for like two whole hours until he disappeared in a cloud of old man farts."
Ghost Boss by hotelmotelholidayinn January 24, 2010

ghost boobs

1. when a female looses her breasts, usually associated with extreme dieting, exercise or a lack of nutrition;

2. a phenomenon caused by starvation, where boobs die/disappear, and often come back to haunt the individual when weight is gained back.

3. a growing epidemic among celebrities in which busty bossoms have been replaced with concave chests.
"Nicole Richie has ghost boobs! Where did they go?"

"Ghost boobs are so hot right now." - anonymous celebrity with ghost boobs

ghost booger 

After you have picked your nose or rubbed your nose and you're not around a mirror, you get the feeling that a booger is hanging out there when it's really just a nose hair that's been moved around.
I picked my nose when no one was looking, but now I can't be sure if I have a ghost booger or the real thing.
ghost booger by reddogs77 August 19, 2008