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Charlie Brown Ghost Ass
The inability to rip someone a new asshole and to be optimistic regardless of being given a hard time.
(i.e: The way that most of the characters from the "Peanuts" series treat Charlie Brown)
(i.e: The way that most of the characters from the "Peanuts" series treat Charlie Brown)
Charlie Brown Ghost Ass by J.Mil January 10, 2012
ass ghost
The concentrated area that a dog sniffs at after quickly getting up from the place where they were sleeping or laying. This spot is always wherever the dog's asshole was.
You (to dog): Hey pup! Pick'n up the scent of those juicy burgers huh?
Me: No dude. She just woke up, and she's sniffing for her ass ghosts.
Me: No dude. She just woke up, and she's sniffing for her ass ghosts.
ass ghost by sam skrambel April 30, 2009
Ass Ghost
(v) Pronounced; ass-ghost
1. One who comes in the dead of night to rob you of your anal virginity
2. To have a strange feeling in your bowels, and start shitting blood.
3. To feel like one is forcing their way into your pants violently. It is a good chance that you have an ASSGHOST or ASSPHANTOM inside of you.
1. One who comes in the dead of night to rob you of your anal virginity
2. To have a strange feeling in your bowels, and start shitting blood.
3. To feel like one is forcing their way into your pants violently. It is a good chance that you have an ASSGHOST or ASSPHANTOM inside of you.
Man 1; "Man my ass is raped, i can barley walk let alone shit straight, i think i got a visit from the ass ghost..."
Man 2; "Oh how exciting, did he leave you any money like the tooth fairy?"
Man 1: "Nah must of gotten the jewish ass ghost, all i got was a sore ass"
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"oh my stomach hurts, i hope that i did not get a visit by the infamous assghost"
Man 2; "Oh how exciting, did he leave you any money like the tooth fairy?"
Man 1: "Nah must of gotten the jewish ass ghost, all i got was a sore ass"
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"oh my stomach hurts, i hope that i did not get a visit by the infamous assghost"
Ass Ghost by Dr. RazBerry August 28, 2009
Ghost of Ass(es) Past
one who looks like they should be blessed with a phatty but then they turn around and it looks like a crack in an eggshell
Ghost of Ass(es) Past by Zebra Cakess December 6, 2016
the ghost of Christmas ass
1. a girl who's ass ceases to amaze, a truly epic ass.
2. someone who guides you to get a lot of ass with tried and true techniques.
3. buttfucking a girl at exactly 2am on Christmas day.
2. someone who guides you to get a lot of ass with tried and true techniques.
3. buttfucking a girl at exactly 2am on Christmas day.
1. alison? she's truly the ghost of christmas ass.
2. that kid really helped me hit that like a pro. he's like the ghost of christmas ass or something, with the shit he knew.
3. dude, i hit that at 2 am last christmas, it was the ghost of christmas ass!
2. that kid really helped me hit that like a pro. he's like the ghost of christmas ass or something, with the shit he knew.
3. dude, i hit that at 2 am last christmas, it was the ghost of christmas ass!
the ghost of Christmas ass by Dane and Lylan October 29, 2011
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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