Surprisingly not a gay sex act, but rather a canine crossbreed which is half-
poodle, the "goldendoodle" retains all of the feminine qualities of a poodle while taking on a decidedly golden luster, thus making it somewhat more feminine.
Often purchased by men with no remaining sense of self under pressure from their wives or lifepartners, these owners
will later vehemently deny that the
dog is part poodle, but
will shamefully shorten their vacations to return home due to the separation anxiety experienced when apart from their half-poodles.