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The Pokemon who makes trade evolutions easy to get.
It took me 3 hours to get Gholdengo. Fuck me.
Gholdengo by gholdengon November 25, 2025

GoldenGlare 

GoldenGlare is a member of the krew. Her name is Kim and she is the 2nd oldest. She has 4 siblings including ItsFunneh. She has more that 1 million subscribers on YouTube but does not post as much as she used to.
GoldenGlare is ItsFunnehs sister
GoldenGlare by Bettys.boba November 27, 2020

GoldenHoe 

A hoe that pretends to love you as a way to lead you on and break your heat for enjoyment similar to a fuckboy. The golden part refers as how gold works in Minecraft where it gets destroyed really fast such as a relationship with a hoe. This is really common is places such as school mainly high school so be careful if you are attending there. If you come into contact with one get the absolute fuck outta there young man or else you will be consumed with feeling of not wanting to trust another female into your life, at least for a year or so. Stay safe kings.
Student #1: Hey, is that the 4th guy shes dating this year?
Student #2: Yea its best to stay away from the hoe mainly due to their relationships about the time a golden pickaxe from minecraft breaks.

Student #1: So shes is a goldenhoe?
GoldenHoe by SpanishLlama September 27, 2019

Goldendoodle 

The sweetest mofo type of dog you’ll meet. A mixture of a sweet old golden retriever and a poodle, these fuckers are whatcha call Good Bois, and Good Gurls. 10/10, 100000000000% recommend y’all get one.
Goldendoodles are a good time.

goldendoodle 

A dog that is a hybred of a Golden Retriever and a Poodle (of any size).
My dog's mom is a golden and dad is a poodle, so he is a goldendoodle.
goldendoodle by Aryn July 18, 2006

goldendoodle 

Surprisingly not a gay sex act, but rather a canine crossbreed which is half-poodle, the "goldendoodle" retains all of the feminine qualities of a poodle while taking on a decidedly golden luster, thus making it somewhat more feminine.

Often purchased by men with no remaining sense of self under pressure from their wives or lifepartners, these owners will later vehemently deny that the dog is part poodle, but will shamefully shorten their vacations to return home due to the separation anxiety experienced when apart from their half-poodles.
Adam named his goldendoodle "Cuddlebug", but calls him "C.B." or "Cuddy" so no one will know.
goldendoodle by Poodlelover AW January 18, 2008