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Ghetto Fog 

An anomaly that occurs during the first warm days of summer. It is a dense cloud of smoke that pours out of the Ghetto when all of the barbecue grills and meat smokers are fired up.
"Damn Roshanda! It's smoky as hell out! Must be dat Ghetto fog again!"
Ghetto Fog by Acks1661 April 8, 2009

Ghettology 

The art of being ghetto. Making short cuts, that may not seem to work but do indeed work. For example, lifting a 500 pound engine with zip ties. Wiring up a car with house wire.
In order to make a 240 sx a skyline, you have to earn a degree in ghettology.
Ghettology by Dominic H. April 27, 2004

Ghettofagulous 

Something that is indescribably annoying, cheap and/or stupid, in a ghetto kind of way.
Bob: Hey Alan, did you see the movie called "In the Mix" with Usher as the lead character?

Alan: Yeah, it was completely ghettofagulous!
Ghettofagulous by 00010001001001 January 18, 2008

ghettology 

a ghettologists could study ghetto things a person says or does
ghettology by Julia May 13, 2005

ghettology 

being so ghetto that you would do things in a way that nobody would think of to get something done.
When you are printing sales signs and they print wrong, so u cut and paste the right sign. This is done by cutting out what you need from one sign and glue them to the other.
ghettology by YankeePride23 May 1, 2004

Ghettology 

Generally, used to excuse self or another's action. A form of cover up for inefficient manners, actions or suspicious behavior. Or It is using an attempt to use poor psychology methods to explain a cause or action taken to solve a problem.
" I asked you for this item hours ago. It is important!"

"Well, you see. I had to go see and ask someone about the item. You had asked for. then it get lost."
"You mean the item sitting on the desk. When I first arrived."
"Yes, It arrived just before you got here."
"Oh it just arrived just before you got here"

(On looker 1) "Did you hear that? that is not true. that item was there the time"
(On looker 2) "It sure was...He used ghettology and saved his ass"
Ghettology by looking at the world January 10, 2014