Ghandicap

A certain person who thinks he can make the world better by describing all of the problems in the world and doing actually nothing.

Person X:
"Why is that white coated guy standing in front of the police station and talking about problems?"
Person Y:
"Don't mind him, he has a Ghandicap"

by Sylvester Hofstra February 12, 2007

handicapist

To exclude from all the reindeer games because Rudolph is in a fuckin wheelchair.

"I didn't get hired! "
"Why??" "Cuz of my wheelchair" "maaan they're handicapist"

by Yourmommma December 11, 2013

ghandicapped

When somebody attempts to sound philosophical but instead makes themselves appear mentally handicapped in the process

Friend: Jaden Smiths tweets are so insightful!

Me: No you retard he's Ghandicapped

by BeardlessBeard June 25, 2014

Handicapper

The specific species of pooping, in which the use of the handicap stall is necessary. That is to say, one is in a rush and must use the handrail for power clenching.

The movie starts in five minutes, I gotta drop a quick handicapper.

by Grevdar February 8, 2010

Handicappable

To be handicapped or disabled while still able to live and function normally.
Word created/used by Brandon Rogers.

"You call me handicappable, because it's a fact that disabilities can't hold me back!"

"I am handicappable of math!"

by sothicsepia14 March 28, 2020

ghandicus

The most composed, tranquil creature in existence. Native to the planet Ahimsa, these creatures are herbivorous and live by a strict moral code to never harm another living creature. Unfortunately not eating meat meant that for a time they had to do whatever they could to survive. That meant eating infected tree bark, psilocybin mushrooms, and drinking seawater. Something that would historically be referred to by future civilisations as, “The Incident”
These androgynous creatures reproduce incredibly fast, as they possess multiple male and female reproductive organs. They also possess multiple male and female personalities, as the entire species is rampantly schizophrenic.

When the species reached the stone age, they did not resort to the mortal transgressions of violence like most other species on their home planet. No instead, they went from village to village signing peace treaties and they smoked chamalucha on the peace pipe.

After billions of years of rampant inbreeding of the mentally ill, we see their final evolutionary stage, the ghandicus erectus.

by Enlaved Autism October 26, 2020

handicapable

A term that many disabled people actually hate, that is a cutesy euphemism for disabled.

Nondisabled person: We don't say disabled. People like you are handicapable.
Disabled person: I hate it when nondisabled people refer to me as some cutesy euphemism like handicapable or differently abled. I'm disabled. #SayTheWord

by NickEBigD January 24, 2018