getting laid 

what we live for but never achieve

john:dude im getting laid tonight
mike:you lucky bastard

getting laid by thechas3 September 29, 2020

getting laid 

getting some; having sex

I met this girl at a party last night and got laid.

getting laid by manda March 21, 2005

Getting Laid 

vaginal intercourse

Tom said he was getting laid at a party, and by that, i mean sex, in a vagina, not just a blow job or a hand job

Getting Laid by Teachyoualesson July 23, 2008

getting laid by 

A nonsexual technique of spending a night on a bed next to a girl without engaging in any physical contact.

"It was really weird finally having sex with Jane after months of getting laid by."

getting laid by by Lobstereye February 26, 2013

YOU'RE NEVER GETTING LAID club 

As the name says, it's just a club full of people, that have given up on sex.

The YOU'RE NEVER GETTING LAID club is also open for teh wapanese.

YOU'RE NEVER GETTING LAID club by dont' be a wanker December 27, 2003

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020