Getting Laid

Tom said he was getting laid at a party, and by that, i mean sex, in a vagina, not just a blow job or a hand job
by Teachyoualesson July 23, 2008
mugGet the Getting Laidmug.

getting laid

what we live for but never achieve
john:dude im getting laid tonight
mike:you lucky bastard
by thechas3 September 29, 2020
mugGet the getting laidmug.

get laid

Jason: Dude I got laid last night
Bob: Awesome! Was she any good?
Jason: Naw I pretty much had to do it all myself
by Anonymous August 19, 2003
mugGet the get laidmug.

get laid

"Getting laid" is a less crass version of "getting fucked". Therefore, the expression lends itself to being used in limericks and other types of poems, such as the one below...
There once was a girl from Belgrade.
She was hot like a Soviet grenade.
She knocked on my door,
Lied down on the floor,
And said: it shall be my wish to get laid.
by kinkylimerix January 11, 2015
mugGet the get laidmug.

to get laid

Want to get Laid? = Want to have sex?
by Christmas29 November 28, 2013
mugGet the to get laidmug.

getting laid

I met this girl at a party last night and got laid.
by manda March 21, 2005
mugGet the getting laidmug.

get laid

"How do you expect me to get hard so fast?" the egg asked the boiling water. "I just got laid a minute ago."
by Mike the Ekim July 19, 2005
mugGet the get laidmug.