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Geto Suguru 

Geto Suguru (aka. Monkey Master, Coochie Coordinator, Racist Rearranger, Cursed Coochie Consumer) . He is a sexy ex- Special class Jujutsu sorcerer. Eating curses to gain their powers and control over the curse themselves. The best friend of Gojo Satoru before Puta okkutsu killed him. Although he may be gone... The thoughts of riding that big schlong will always go on.
"I found out that Geto is technically a Dilf"
"Geto told me to go back to the field-"
"Geto Suguru is Gojos Bf???"

"No i said Geto Suguru is gojos best friend that he never got to save and inevitably lead to Geto turning against jujutsu tech, including his best friend. If only they knew how to comfort eachother and cope, Geto would still be alive..."
"Yah feel the pain mf"
Geto Suguru by getosugurus April 9, 2021
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suguru geto 

the seggiest jjk man who could pull anyone he wishes. also got freaky with gojo at one point. he deserved so much better and I will be fighting noritoshi kamo behind Denny's at 8:34 PM sharp. dont chicken out you raw piece of egg yoke
"Suguru Geto will rule the world and I shall be his servant.

Suguru Geto 

a jjk character and gojo satoru’s hot ex boyfriend.
Also a mass murderer who’s fighting teenagers in his free time
Person 1: I want to peg Suguru Geto...
Person 2: Damn can’t blame you!
Suguru Geto by gabussy February 27, 2022

Suguru Geto 

"Are you the strongest because you're Satoru Gojo? Or does being Satoru Gojo make you the strongest?"
--Suguru Geto

suguru geto 

The sexiest man in jjk, hands down no doubt.
“I believe in Suguru Geto supremacy
suguru geto by violetscarlet January 24, 2024
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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