The greatest gay rapper there is. He far surpasses the likes of Tyler the Creator and lil nas x. He is best known for his song "in my mouth".
The homie: "ay you want the aux?"
You: "yeah fasho"
lil throatgoat: "I put the penis in my mouth, suckin that dick I got the sauce" *gluck gluck gluck gluck* "How I suck that dick I'm proud"
The homie: "What the fuck is this?"
You: "that heat"
The homie: "get yo fruity ass out my car"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.