Getmerked

The act of Merking someone so hard that they cannot come back from being Merked so they sulk and cry like FoxyRobin

FAT L GETMERKED KID.

Getmerked by MrMerkage May 16, 2018

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When a collegiate football team loses to Jake Merklinger and the Tennessee Volunteers

Pete Nakos is reporting that Kirby Smart and the Georgia Bulldogs are worried they might get merked this September.

get merked by Josh Heupel April 11, 2025

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Getmerked • gemered • gemerkelt !

gemerkelt !

Wenn ein Frau den hoden des Mannes greift.

Im Gegensatz zu " getrumbt " wenn ein Mann die Moschee einer Frau greift.

John : alter, meine Freundin ist sehr böse

Mark : warum , was macht sie ?

John : gestern , sie hat mir von den hoden gegriffen !

Mark : scheiße Alter , sie hat dir gemerkelt !

gemerkelt ! by Mr definee June 18, 2017

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gemered

A unclassy Bitch called Gemma who loses all self control after one voddie shot. She always loses her SHIT when drunk and gives no fucks.

Last night I was so drunk , Like I was fucking gemered .

gemered by Sg April 24, 2018

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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