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Get no bitches

When there are 7.753 billion people in the world and you can't get into any of their pants.
Sammy : "I just got an ace in valorant!"
Trish : "This is why you get no bitches"
Get no bitches by jdkdjsjndkjnf March 26, 2022
Words you can keep

Get no bitches day 

You get no bitches bro. It's your day, get no bitches day

You Get No Bitches 

Someone who does not have any girlfriends, sneaky links, or girl partner in any way.
"Yo lets play Gorilla Tag"
"Shut The Fuck Up You Get No Bitches"

snitches get no bitches 

a phrase to say to a pussy ass nigga who is gonna snitch
Tyrone: hey want some weed jimmy

Jimmy: im telling

Tyrone: snitches get no bitches LITTLE NIGGA, NOW GET THE FUCK OVER HERE
snitches get no bitches by JimmyNeuson September 18, 2018

You get no bitches 

Someone who is a social outcast, gets no women. Can't hook up with people because of their actions. Unable to get a girlfriend and/or wife.
Someone: Yo is your name Trace, calls ppl gay because you have no better insults, thinks you're good at football when you're at most a decent QB, and is fat as fuck?

Trace: Yes

Someone: Damn, you get NO bitches

You Get No Bitches 

When someone says this to you, they are letting you know that you get no play. that you are unable to get girls.
Person 1:”I just got a perm.”

Person 2:”Wow bro, you get no bitches.”
You Get No Bitches by insideurmom06 January 30, 2022

You get no bitches 

Something someone would say when they’ve never talked to a female in their entire life
Guy 1: You get no bitches
Guy 2: I gave your mom HIV last night after she told me that you’ll be a virgin for the rest of your life
More from Urban Dictionary

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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