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get baked 

Smoking a larger than normal quantity of marijuana, usually resulting in a good few hours of laziness, desire to eat fast food (or junk food) and/or fall asleep.
"Hey dude, want to get baked tonight?"
get baked by Edouard September 4, 2008

Dummies Get Baked 

Usually used to clown on a person who refuses to use common sense to solve or deal with a problem or issue, thus, paying a severe consequence because of his or her arrogance, ignorance, and lack of knowledge.
Man I told Timmy not to hook up with that trick from the block. She's got STDs. Not to mention her brother is a hitman.

But guess what, Timmy hit it anyways..."Dummies Get Baked."
Dummies Get Baked by Bulldog Pride November 14, 2011

Ya better get a bike bish 

Get a life/find your own way/im not doing it
-can I get a ride
Ya better get a bike bish
-can you grab that for me

Ya better get a bike bish

Get on your bike

To get on one's bike is simply to tell another person to fuck off.
Man1: Oi you wanker you stole my chips!
Man2: Get on your bike you bastard and ride it!
Get on your bike by Bex2906 August 20, 2006

get off your bike 

When someone with ADD has drifted into ADD world this is used to snap them back into the real world. This derives from the joke, how many people with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb. Lets go ride bikes. The punch line of the joke is that if people with ADD were to screw in a light bulb then they would just forget about it and deside to ride bikes.
get off your bike by frid kid October 15, 2006

Get off the bike 

Code word to tell a friend their breaf stank without calling them out
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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