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A name written only by the cruelest of Starbucks employes. These people are often serial killers.
"I noticed as I walked out of Starbucks that the Barista wrote "Gessika" on my cup instead of "Jessica". The next thing I knew there were gunshots and screaming".
Gessika by Thenamanamer September 13, 2014
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sexy girl soooooo amazing always laughing never upset does not want to hurt a soul.
matty: oh my days that gessica is sooo peng

bob: i agree
gessica by anonymous111 June 7, 2018
When you get to know a gessica its fine impossible to forget her. she's loyal to her friends and family and always have a door open for those who need help. she doesn't mind much about love cause she been heartbroken! she plays mindgames with mens and don't let a guy fool her. she has a goddamn body and a big heart beautiful eyes and hairs.
guy: hey did you see gessica?
friend: yeah dreamgirl and that ass tho
Gessica by samsgirl03732 January 2, 2017
Gessica is a a portuguese variation of the name Jessica.

Not very commom, but can be found in countrys such as Brazil.

Usually, the most beatiful woman you will ever meet
Nice to meet you, Gessica. Your name is spelled with a J or a G?
gessica by Augusto Nunes June 21, 2017
A girl who has no words to describe.
Gessica is my love
Gessica by MissMadness November 28, 2016
Gessia is a very shy girl when you first meet her, but when she’s comfortable with you she will act like herself around you and make you laugh.

Even though she will do anything for you and she’s a very lovable friend you will meet but once you meet her for more than a month she will track you down to make sure you’re okay and she will start to stalk you if you don’t respond to her. Well if you don’t respond to her in around 3 minutes she will go outside your house and see if anyone is in there.

Gessia is a very nice friend !
That gessia is a very kind girl but she is crazy once you don’t respond to her less than 3 minutes
gessia by 281__k1m November 20, 2023
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