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The Campus bar at McGill University, Montreal, Canada. Located in the SSMU building on MacTavish, it's arguably the best cheap bar for university students with daily deals on weeknights.

Famous for Sangria Wednesdays, but other events include Mellow Mondays, Tallboy Tuesdays, Thursday Night Traditions (TNT), and sustainable Fridays.

The slogan goes "gerts till it hurts!"
Andrew: Hey Jane, you wanna go to Gerts for Tallboy Tuesdays? $3 tallboys!
Jane: You bet! $2 tequilla shots too! Gerts till it hurts!
Gerts by homieijustfuckedyomomma December 7, 2017
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Gay exclusionary radicalised Trans supporters
The GERTS harrassed the candidate as just another gay white middle-class republican.
GERTS by NYchap February 28, 2020
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A shortened way of saying "regrets": commonly used "No gerts!" (about the situation)

Example: {After a questionable action or a stupid rambling) "Sorry mate", the other person reply "Don't be sorry", reply "Yeah, no gerts after all!!

Example: "You slept with my wife!", "No gerts, yolo"
Instead of the alternative entry for this word to be "grets"(as in regrets), because of when you would actually use "gerts" in a social setting, and to ensure the understanding of its meaning the first time another hears it.
Gerts by Uncentient August 24, 2022

terts ma gerts 

Perform fellatio on a blonde or orange haired kid in high school. Preferably one involved in high school debate.
I totally promised Jonny some terts ma gerts. Good thing he is blond and or orange haired. Plus he is on the debate team!
terts ma gerts by someguy19979074749 November 27, 2012
The name Gerta is a Teutonic baby name. In Teutonic the meaning of the name Gerta is: warrior.
She is the most loyal, caring person you will ever meet and you will be thankful to have her in your life.
Hey, I'm Gerta, I care.
Gerta by rules1234 June 1, 2018
A strong, courageous, independent, brave, and caring person. He loves with a strong Passion, his love is like a burning flame it’s beautiful and should be taken care of but can be pain full and can be put out in an instant. He chooses not to hurt others because he’s been hurt so much and wants to see others happy
Person 1: he’s so weak.
Person 2: no he’s just Gerson he don’t want to hurt others.
Gerson by Soto_gremery October 5, 2018
Gersain is a true rarity and is a handsome and sexy male.
WOW! I wish I had a Gersain
gersain by SpicyTaco05 November 7, 2019
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