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a gerstner is a slightly childish being with great intellectual ability. they think quickly and accurately, can recite many historical, political, astronomical, religious, and just plain facts about anything from memory. there fault is they are surfers often losing themselves in the information super highway and get distracted easily.
aries are often times gerstners
gerstner by KingTor November 26, 2006
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Small, frail soccer player with a Mexi-stache, and a low IQ.
"Wow Gerstner is a tard!"

"Evan! Herschel Walker is a Football player!"
"Shutup Gerstner."

Gershner 

Someone who types random things into Urban Dictionary trying to see something funny.
Wayne: You are such a Gershner Jerry.
Jerry: BUT IT'S FUNNY
Gershner by a dumbass motherfucker December 5, 2021
The soft tissue between the bones; a vulnerable area that is prone to being hurt, but has no other name.
1: "Ow! That jabbed me right in the elbow gershners!"

2: "I rolled over on my daughter's toy and it got me right in the gershners."
gershners by Parasitic Avi June 8, 2013
Brewmaster
In germany Gerster means brewmaster
Gerster by LILIAISNOTME(( August 24, 2021
Gerster is a last name and the people lucky enough to have it probably have a german relative. Gerster is Brewmaster in German.
That girls last name is Gerster! Her family must have come from German ancestors!
Gerster by LILIAISNOTME(( October 13, 2021
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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