German Cake

A term for races/groups Nazis tried to eliminate (Jews, Poles, Gypsies, etc.). Called such because they were put in ovens, like cakes.

"Is Ted a German Cake?"

"No, he's french."

by Yeagger August 11, 2009

German Knuckle Cake

Fisting with a vengance. Giving the anal blitzkrieg.

Chris loves to get a German Knuckle Cake for his birthday!

by Big_Daddy_Shame_Train March 24, 2006

German Knuckle Cake

German Knuckle Cake (noun) A slang term for fisting someone is the ass.

Her asshole was so big I could have fit a German knuckle cake in there.

by Pox March 08, 2006

German Coffee Cake

When a girl squirts in ur face, and then u have ur neighbors cat lick it off in a circlier motion, until all of it is gone, and in order for this to work it has to be a full moon.

Gosh i cannot believe we just German Coffee cake, and were not even in germany

by Sick Matt December 06, 2009

German Apple Cake

when you’re fucking a German girl from the back, buss on her ass, spread your nut over her cheeks, and sprinkle some powdered some powdered sugar on top.

Adolf: Yaaa, last night I baked Helga a German Apple Cake
Franc: Svveg

by yolo$wag69 June 03, 2019

German chocolate cake coffee

"German chocolate cake coffee" is when you fuck a girl suffering from diarrhea in the ass, then pull out and come in her mouth while shouting "Sieg heil" and giving the Nazi salute.

I served my girl up some German chocolate cake coffee last night for Yom Kippur, and boy was she pissed!!!!

by library crew September 28, 2006

german chocolate cake

After sex one partner pinches a loaf onto the other partner's chest and rubs it in with coconut oil.

I'll never reverse cowgirl with that ho, she German chocolate caked me.

by Count Flatula November 20, 2013