Geraldyne is a lovely name derived from Hispanic roots. Whenever you meet a Geraldyne, just know they are rare to find and when you do find one, life just seems....better. A BAD BITCH NAME. A NAME IS A NAME IS A NAME GERALDYNEEEEEEEEEE
Testicles of a male over 60. For reasons unknown, they are often prominently displayed while walking about men’s locker rooms. Generally saggy and more than a touch of gray.
The geriballz were flopping in the locker room today.
The oldguynext to me had his geriballz hanging out of his shorts.
n., 1) an unattractive or undesirable woman with whom one has a surprisingly energetic or satisfying sexual experience. Intended as complimentary; 2) also, the sexual experience itself. (After Giuseppe Garibaldi, Italian revolutionary and paramilitary leader who conquered Sicily and the defeated the Kingdom of Naples with only 1,000 ill-equipped troops. Also refers to n., "bald", poss. pertaining to a shaved female pubic region.)
Ethel is no hottie but she's a garibaldi in the sack.
What are you up to tonight, Bob? Trawling for a garibaldi at the club?
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.