Gerald

A rapist that indulges only in little kids. Usually has a bulbous head

Watch out little Becky and Timmy, Gerald comes out at night

by Suwoop4747 February 13, 2016

Gerald

The strong silent type. Very muchly of Cuban descent. Holds the universe together in his bare hands. His only weakness is water that is not deemed pure by The magical unicorn fairies of angels of God. He can be a homicidal maniac and will fuck you up. you're only warning is if he bursts into rapid fire spanish. you can run, but you won't run far because he will create a crater and it will suck your soul from yo' body!

Guy 1: F*** YOU GERALD!!!
Guy 2: dude shut the hell up! do you wanna be sucked into a soul sucking crater???
Guy 1: oh my gawd it's true...
Gerald: Voy a pisar el patio de su cuerpo que culo agujero!!!
Guy 2: don't try to run....
Guy 1: Nooooooooooo-------
Gerald: mmmmm sooooouuullllssss....

by FreeSnickers October 7, 2011

Gerald

A person who is commonly confused with Gilbert. They are usually trying to find love, but is always rejected. People say they always knows him, but no one tries to hang out with him. He pretty average in school with B's and C's. He make jokes mostly depressing one along with puns.

Gerald: hey would u like to go out with me
Girl:no I only see u as a friend

by The missing eggplant September 11, 2017

Gerald

1. Can be used as a general term for any male individual.
2. A punk ass, bitch.
3. Kevin Divito.

1. "Yo, that Gerald wants to buy some dimes".
2. "Look as this Gerald trying to step up on some game".
3. "Sup, Gerald"?

by GeraldGarcia October 13, 2010

Gerald

A member of the English middle-class, prone to wearing knit-wear over the shoulders. A Gerald will typically have wispy hair, and can commonly be found wearing pink or pale blue shirts, often short-sleeved.
It is usual for a Gerald to wear a scarf at any given time of the year. A Gerald typically drives a soft-top (convertable) sports car - such as an Audi TT.

A Gerald might be found sitting outside a coffee shop, wearing shades atop of his head to cover his receding hairline.

by A.Sorrentino November 13, 2007

Gerald

A Gerald is usually a guy. (hope so and if he isn't then he needs to come out already) Gerald is usually a dick, and doesn't know how to take jokes. They claim that they have girls but they don't, leading them to be conceded. Usually the least liked sibling. Doesn't really have shoe game, and doesn't know how to deal with rejection. Can be depressed leading to their life. Gerald's are really good at sports and everyone wants them on their team all the time. Isn't good at academics either.

Person: Look at those shoes!
Person 2: They look like old lady's shoes!
Person 3: hes a Gerald, no wonder!

by Howboutdat March 2, 2017

Gerald

Gay-Nerd, a homosexual person that likes to read books, so called a nerd.

Your brother is a gerald, he should stop reading books.

by Matthes Sydumb October 22, 2019