George RR Martin 

Demon from Mexican folklore, who prays on naughty children who do not finish their Quesadillas. Known to be especially attracted to the greasy qualities of mexican cooking. Announces presence through incessant tapping of your leg while watching you eat, often annoying you with constant questioning about food you should not and will not give him.

"Oh boy I really George RR Martin this time"

"Finish your food Pablo, or the fat man will finish it for you!"

George RR Martin by Past victim November 24, 2023

george r r martin 

Author of such books as Dying of the Light, Fevre Dreams and Tuff Voyaging. Best known for his work on the ASOIAF saga. Greatest author ever.

I just read A Game of Thrones. The first book in the A Song Of Ice And Fire saga by George R R Martin.

george r r martin by Innocent III May 1, 2005

george r r martin 

American fantasy novel writer. Best known for the ASOIAF series. He loves killing children, raping mothers, beheading fathers, swords, dragons, dire wolves, thrones and many more things like this in his books. He lives in New Mexico, Santa Fe.

person1: Did you read ASOIAF series?
person2: The one who george r r martin wrote, huh?

george r r martin by BloodOfTheDragon March 15, 2017

George R.R. Martin 

The most notorious serial killer of your favorite fictional characters in the the trilogy A Song of Ice and Fire and the HBO TV show Game of Thrones, the greatest modern works of fiction there are. He will create a world with characters that you love and cherish then he will kill them all. His work is so heart smashing and cruel you will want to stop watching/reading it, but its so good you won't be truly entertained by any other book or TV show ever again. He is also the man who has started the greatest trilogy sinse Star Wars but his fans face the very likely possibility he may eat himself to death before he can finish it. In conclusion he is the greatest, but worst, writer ever.

George R.R. Martin will take what you love and smash it to dust in front of you.

Hunger Games fan- The hunger games was so good, Suzanne Collins is so talented, but the book was so dark.
A.S.O.I.A.F fan- No it wasn't it was a generic topic that led to a predictable ending, the author has the talent of a sea snail, and the story was not "dark". George R.R. Martin is talented and his novels are good and dark.

George R.R. Martin will cause massive amounts of suicide if he dies before he finishes his books.

George R.R. Martin by ryles January 7, 2015