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gentlemen's relish 

Also known as: male ejaculate, semen, jizz
Excuse me ma'am, I believe you have a small amount of gentlemen's relish on your upper lip.
gentlemen's relish by Langeama April 25, 2011

Gentlemen's relish 

British English. Uncountable compound noun.

Any form of titillating frippery that gets one's "gentleman" in an aroused state.
I hope the wife is up for it tonight... I could do with a helping of gentlemen's relish.

Look at all of that gentlemen's relish on the top shelf.

gentlemen's relish 

After Al received oral sex from Xena, he exclaimed, "Isn't that just the gentlemen's relish!"

Gentlemen's Relish 

A euphemism for ]pornography] suggesting quality periodicals and films for the discerning gentleman form the Victorian/Edwardian period (1880-1920). Almost certainly deriving from the euphemism for semen or ejaculate.
I shall retire to my man cave with my latest delivery of high quality gentlemen's relish and have a damned good wank.

gentleman's relish 

A polite term for jizz, such as might be used by society folk at a tea party.
gentleman's relish by cracky March 1, 2003

gentleman's relish 

Noun: Spunk, jism, come baby gravy. There is actually a brand of anchovy paste in Britain called The Gentleman's Relish - Patum Peperium. Coincidentally, it's rather salty.
Do you like the taste of Gentleman's Relish, babe?
Don't know, never tried it.
Open wide. What's your name by the way?
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