Gentleman's Breakfast

To wake in the morning and without any notice bury your face and munch the snatch of your wife, girlfriend or date and her snapper is still puffy and wet from the sex romp last night.

Darrell woke at 6:00 in the morning to get ready for work. However, his girlfriend's hot pocket was giving him a morning wink so he dove in and enjoyed a gentleman's breakfast.

by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2014

Gentleman’s Breakfast

A purchase made before noon consisting of copious amounts of cheap alcohol and a cheap snack

A Gentleman’s Breakfast of two 40s and a bag of peanuts is a great way to start the day.

by Gus Polinski October 20, 2019

Gentleman’s breakfast

This is when you’re girlfriends dad eats your ass and you return the favor

Johnny did the gentleman’s breakfast with Ellie’s dad

by Yamar Jackson March 25, 2022