gentleman's relish 

A polite term for jizz, such as might be used by society folk at a tea party.

gentleman's relish by cracky March 1, 2003

gentleman's relish 

Noun: Spunk, jism, come baby gravy. There is actually a brand of anchovy paste in Britain called The Gentleman's Relish - Patum Peperium. Coincidentally, it's rather salty.

Do you like the taste of Gentleman's Relish, babe?
Don't know, never tried it.
Open wide. What's your name by the way?

gentleman's relish by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

Gentleman's Relish 

Spunk, Semen, Jizz, Spoff, Spooge, Population Paste, Man Glue, Jostle Juice, Baby Gravy, Etc. Etc.

After a heavy night of masturbation, Jimmy woke to find a tissue, covered in Gentleman's Relish, stuck to the side of his face.

Gentleman's Relish by fat b'stard July 4, 2011

gentleman's relish 

"Gentleman's Relish" (n), syn "duck butter". A smelly, warm, wet film comprised of sweat deposits, dead skin, water, pubic hairs and similar miscellaneous detritus that collects between the male scrotum and thigh.

Jane could smell Dick's gentleman's relish a mile away.

gentleman's relish by Chet von Wilkinson November 30, 2006

gentleman's relish 

The soft, slightly cheesy material found underneath the foreskin of the penis; smegma

"Pass me a Q-tip so I can clean out the gentleman's relish from beneath my foreskin...."

gentleman's relish by Politically Incorrect Schmuck June 14, 2006

Gentleman's relish 

A polite way of saying jizz or cum.

I'd love to serve Yolanda some gentleman's relish.

Gentleman's relish by Waynezuba May 20, 2024

Gentlemen's Relish 

Synonymous with semen, sperm, or ejaculate.

The new Detroit Barbie doll comes complete with a skanky dress, stained with realistic gentlemen's relish.

Gentlemen's Relish by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010