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A way of talking that results from sucking on too much dick. Speech becomes slurred and sloppy because the person's tongue is numb from over-usage.
You sound awfully Gehrke today.
Gehrke by Paco Pablo April 22, 2007
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A homosexual that is so gay that he can't even get a boyfriend. When he gets tired of masturbating all by his lonesome, he usually resorts to experimenting with his dog.
That gay guy over there is such a Gehrke!
Gehrke by Lesboooooooooo February 27, 2009

Hans Gehrke 

Someone who blows people's minds on a daily basis with his amazing-ness.
Dude... that guy is more than awesome... he's Hans Gehrke.
Hans Gehrke by Bobby McBob Bobb April 21, 2009

Hans Gehrke 

A very queer person, with long hair, and he wears the same retarded looking sweatshirt everyday. He enjoys taking it up the ass with his other queer friends. He plans to get a sex change operation when he can afford it so he can be how he always wanted to be.
"Hans, quit raping me!"
"Oh my god, that dude is such a Hans Gehrke, what an ugly sweatshirt!"
Hans Gehrke by T Dawg X February 27, 2009
To be gerked is to be jacked around and/or lied to; an act of having the wool pulled over your eyes.
You got gerked!; Is he trying to gerk you again?
Gerked by #truth101 May 9, 2017
One of the sexiness, hottest, cutest, funniest, and sweetest man you would ever find. if you find him you better hold tight. Hes the most perfect guy on the planet.
I wish i had a good guy.. dont worry your gehrett will come around soon.
Gehrett by young based cook February 25, 2012
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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