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The most precious of things.

Gorgeous.

Not describable by words..
Look at Gehrke over there! girls crazy fly!
Gehrke by HOT BEATZZZ February 28, 2010
Words you can keep
A way of talking that results from sucking on too much dick. Speech becomes slurred and sloppy because the person's tongue is numb from over-usage.
You sound awfully Gehrke today.
Gehrke by Paco Pablo April 22, 2007
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A homosexual that is so gay that he can't even get a boyfriend. When he gets tired of masturbating all by his lonesome, he usually resorts to experimenting with his dog.
That gay guy over there is such a Gehrke!
Gehrke by Lesboooooooooo February 27, 2009

Hans Gehrke 

Someone who blows people's minds on a daily basis with his amazing-ness.
Dude... that guy is more than awesome... he's Hans Gehrke.
Hans Gehrke by Bobby McBob Bobb April 21, 2009

Hans Gehrke 

A very queer person, with long hair, and he wears the same retarded looking sweatshirt everyday. He enjoys taking it up the ass with his other queer friends. He plans to get a sex change operation when he can afford it so he can be how he always wanted to be.
"Hans, quit raping me!"
"Oh my god, that dude is such a Hans Gehrke, what an ugly sweatshirt!"
Hans Gehrke by T Dawg X February 27, 2009
To be gerked is to be jacked around and/or lied to; an act of having the wool pulled over your eyes.
You got gerked!; Is he trying to gerk you again?
Gerked by #truth101 May 9, 2017
One of the sexiness, hottest, cutest, funniest, and sweetest man you would ever find. if you find him you better hold tight. Hes the most perfect guy on the planet.
I wish i had a good guy.. dont worry your gehrett will come around soon.
Gehrett by young based cook February 25, 2012
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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