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Derived from geek and GQ.

Someone who has all the intellectual qualities of a nerd, generally found to be more intelligent than 99% of the population. They commonly enjoy many of the hobbies as geeks, such as video games, comic book movies and computer technology. The main difference being that they are not socially inept and do not wear pocket protectors or other "nerdy" attire but dress in a more trendy fashion, generally referred to as GQ. They are commonly more socially accepted than nerd or geeks.

Geeqs generally make up a smaller precentage of nerds and geeks.
Used in the same fashion as geek.

That new software engineer is such a geeq.
Geeq by TangOTM February 18, 2009
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Geequence 

A series of events that one could not possibly go through unless being a geek.
Wow what a geequence. It took 47 hours to get my World of Warcraft account back.
Geequence by Palient November 28, 2010
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Geequilibrium 

The ability to multitask between multiple pieces of technology.
John, with much Geequilibrium, watches TV, Programs, and games hardcore all at once.
Geequilibrium by acnyn December 15, 2008

Geequilibrium 

Geequilibrium is the ability to multi-task between various hardware and software, all in the same vicinity of one’s body
I can Geequilibrium
Geequilibrium by Sleepy2008 December 15, 2008
When two geeks find their perfect mate in each other.
I searched far and wide for a geek just like me, and I finally found my geequal.
Geequal by flutechick November 18, 2009

Geequilibrium 

The ability to multitask between various hardware and software all in the same vicinity of one's mind.
I was using the act of geequilibrium to achieve this great feat.
Geequilibrium by HelloMyNameisNick December 15, 2008

geequilibrium 

(n) the ability to multitask.
Your mother has geequilibrium.
geequilibrium by Drumlind11 April 2, 2009
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