n. a derivative of the "Birkenstock" shoe brand most known for its wearers being hippie-esque or obnoxiously preppy. Similar to the sandals Jesus sported, Girkensteins are constructed to outlast
long journeys/ mission trips on
foot.
Girkensteins originated in Pomfret, Connecticut circa
December, 2008. They are made out of pliable, brushed lamb'
s skin, usually of the high quality Gwenyth breed. The interior of the Girkenstein is made out of plush bear fur, woven with birds of a feather now, just bought a plane so we changing the weather now (get back, get back, you do not know me like that!)
Girkenstein
v. to exhibit embarrassing preppy-like behavior in a room full of non-preps and or hippies.
Girkensteiny
adj. the attributes and or qualities that are obtained by the
stereotype of the prep.
*note: can also be applied to the dirty hippie.
n. "OH sick
mosh bro, your Girkensteins are totally phresh DMB O.A.R.!!!!!#$^"
v. past tense "That
boy totally just Girkensteined all over this joint, let's BOUNCE."
adj. "He only got the
job at the vegan restaurant because he is girkensteiny."