Gaztonite 

A person who listens to everything said by Gaztons AKA GaztonsCommand, a greek-american Minecraft player of jewish ethnicity who owns the Minecraft server Crusalis.

"Whoever likes Crusalis is a gaztonite!!!!"
"Oh, you're a gaztonite? *BLOCKED*"

Gaztonite by WallachianChud October 2, 2023

Gammonite 

Brexiter/Brexiteer. After the sweaty, ham-faced members of the BBC Question Time audience - the Wall of Gammon. Individually, a "gammonite".

It's a good job people wear different colour bow ties. How else could Dimbleby differentiate between the Gammonites presented before him?

Gammonite by flanerie January 13, 2018

gazoontite 

Gesundheit is the German word for health. Germans typically say it when someone sneezes to wish them good health.

"The man sneezed and the German man said "Gesundheit" (Gazoontite)."

gazoontite by Marcos Mercado December 22, 2007

Gammonite 

Gammonite: A chemical element in the same group as kryptonite. It protects Gammon from common sense and balanced argument.

It is no good using facts on that page. They are all protected by gammonite.

Gammonite by Explain to educate June 10, 2018

giptonite 

A scally from gipton (Leeds) who wears the same washed out tight blue jeans tucked into his cheap socks complete with the standard giptonite footwear: rockports. Normally wears about 73 cheap gold sovereign rings together with a fake red/blue/green berghaus fleece. They are also infamous for the compulsory faded baseball cap tilted at approximately 82 degrees showing a manky fringe which is normally left to grow obscuring vision while the rest of their head is shaved. From the lack of clean water combined with the allergy to reading, culture etc. they "mature" to be hateful, and ignorant growing to hate all the rich people, black people, asian people, gay people etc.
Harmless in small numbers, but dangerous in a group of about twenty+ Normally called Kayley, Danny, Jimmy, Kacey Kimberley, or anything else that can be shortened to have an "ay" sound at the end.

Walk into any standard dole office/kwiksave/jjb and you are sure to find a couple of giptonites circulating around the exits with more than they walked in with. Stear Clear

giptonite by Northern Grammer July 24, 2004

gattonite 

Technically, anyone with the misfortune to be dwelling in the evolutionary mudtrap that is the small town of Gatton, Queensland. More often, however, it is used to specifically refer to the semi-sentient native dwellers of this town, rather than those who have moved there within the last couple of generations. The former species are, almost without exception, inbred, ignorant, and utterly incapable of comprehending anything beyond their tiny, potato farming existance.

See also bogan

Hey, did you see the number of gattonites down at the impy last night, drinking away their meagre vege-picker's wage?

gattonite by Lizardious Black December 6, 2005

gaygonite 

a man who fucks himself in the butt with a small lava lamp,due to the dependancy of crystal meth

Damn!you must be a gaygonite u left a shitty sandwhich bag on that candle

gaygonite by bigbeefcurtains March 26, 2008